tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post3673941988772161339..comments2023-08-17T05:51:54.906-05:00Comments on BaconThenEggs: Lost it, completely.♥Duffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12636156245924832329noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-90169328012887005382012-09-19T15:06:46.469-05:002012-09-19T15:06:46.469-05:00I would have smiled at the man, wiped the cuc on m...I would have smiled at the man, wiped the cuc on my sleeve, and put it back on the pile.ljeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00521038117914891029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-20947990300483971022012-07-31T17:35:41.655-05:002012-07-31T17:35:41.655-05:00I think you should win a special prize in Wendy...I think you should win a special prize in Wendy's Something Old Something New challenge - a special CUCUMBER prize! This is the funniest post I've read ... EVER!!!Sandra :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/16239494415344028806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-86137681503232799692012-07-28T23:18:53.996-05:002012-07-28T23:18:53.996-05:00Duff! This post is totally hilarious. Loving eve...Duff! This post is totally hilarious. Loving everything about it. As for what I would have done? Probably the same thing I did when I slipped on a patch of ice on the quad in college right in front of a small group of guys. I didn't fall, but I did some crazy gymnastics to ensure not falling that were probably more embarrassing than actually falling. And I looked up when I was done, caught the eyes of the boys club who were all mouth agape, smiled and said, "It's ok. You can laugh." And they all DIED laughing. And then I took a little bow and walked away. ;)Skookshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08561981284201416183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-26089054084248082582012-07-20T00:29:00.095-05:002012-07-20T00:29:00.095-05:00LOL your stories are ridiculous!! I'm admiring...LOL your stories are ridiculous!! I'm admiring your thighs' catching skills. I'd have probably looked at the guy and said "WHAT are you looking at? Martha Stewart says this is how you test for ripeness, jerk" <br /><br />Francine (mochawildchild.blogspot.com)Francinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00590034930494766983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-64319661905137565692012-07-17T17:36:20.004-05:002012-07-17T17:36:20.004-05:00Catching a cucumber between your thighs has to qua...Catching a cucumber between your thighs has to qualify as an Olympic event!! LOL I would have put it back saying it doesn't meet my standards. You are too funny!!Kate Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15188179088732871204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-40003084150950209192012-07-17T12:31:29.125-05:002012-07-17T12:31:29.125-05:00I'd probably have laughed at myself, said, &qu...I'd probably have laughed at myself, said, "Size does matter" to the fellow watching, and chucked it back in the bin. ;) <br /><br />Found you through the FNSI linkup and laughed myself silly over this. :DJennifer Wingardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11412631213603019977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-39515539332179435462012-07-15T20:58:44.569-05:002012-07-15T20:58:44.569-05:00OMG, I'm seriously laughing my ass off at your...OMG, I'm seriously laughing my ass off at your slugger-between-the-lusty-thighs 50 shades of Gray edition of produce shopping. I think I would have probably packed up laughing, then turned 50 shades of red and died, muttering Oh My Gawd to myself.<br /><br />You're mom doesn't know everything. I know plenty of single female quilters who 'meet' Ryan Gosling EVERY night in their sewing rooms.Poppyprinthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08251892807966340175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-46732230515151903122012-07-15T18:13:59.132-05:002012-07-15T18:13:59.132-05:00How funny about the cucumber. I'm not sure wha...How funny about the cucumber. I'm not sure what I would have done. Maybe said something smart like, I guess all that practice paid off. Or maybe after grabbing it from between my thighs, held it up and said Hmmm not quite the right size. But more than likely, just picked them all up and put them back and slinked away. hehe.Jodi - usairdollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05268097731821750354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-72385227097183271102012-07-15T13:40:33.694-05:002012-07-15T13:40:33.694-05:00this is a very funny story- I would have probably ...this is a very funny story- I would have probably put it in my cart but maybe not- it is great to have a sense of humor about things - that guy's face must have been a real picture. <br />I love the Halloween things that you have created. <br />It was great to discover your blog through the red blue and white blog hop.<br />Thanks for participating in it. Regards from Western Canada, <br />Annaquiltmom annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976120921532056369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-84156826849827790622012-07-15T12:27:02.177-05:002012-07-15T12:27:02.177-05:00I think I would have smiled and put the cucumber b...I think I would have smiled and put the cucumber back. I love the dish mat.Ceciliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207867362411137201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-40476245292449565572012-07-14T20:23:40.924-05:002012-07-14T20:23:40.924-05:00I'm definitely laughing over here... I'm n...I'm definitely laughing over here... I'm not sure what I would have done. Maybe you should grow your own cucumbers from now on :) <br /><br />I made a couple dishmats as gifts and Christmas time and I've seen them being used. They looks so nice. I don't have counter space to have one :(Sallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04781651275997050281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-77828037878389012352012-07-14T17:34:50.291-05:002012-07-14T17:34:50.291-05:00I think I would take the cucumber from between my ...I think I would take the cucumber from between my knees, raise both hands (with cucumbers) in the air, and said, "Ta da! The next show will be in 20 minutes. As always, tips are appreciated!"Jen Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01351251434037323003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-9256765331056421982012-07-14T12:30:55.333-05:002012-07-14T12:30:55.333-05:00You completely lost me sweetie....the cucumber tri...You completely lost me sweetie....the cucumber triathlon...well i would have purchased it........the men thingie....check out coffe shops,,,,always nice men there....you need to come over here...youmneed another holiday lolSparkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17456305568995973018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-1267762427857429832012-07-14T11:54:54.664-05:002012-07-14T11:54:54.664-05:00Duff, you are a true delight!! I too would have p...Duff, you are a true delight!! I too would have put them back, only after winking at said stock boy and asking if he knew if there were larger cucumbers in stock :) :) Your ghastlies mat is awesome by the way!Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00588193667565989359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-8661896657885766992012-07-14T05:58:47.167-05:002012-07-14T05:58:47.167-05:00Hilarious! Afterwards I would have regretted not d...Hilarious! Afterwards I would have regretted not doing what some of the others commented but in reality I would probably have put them back, especially as they weren't that good in the first place!!!Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02608760953744169322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-41859570307663940772012-07-14T05:00:17.402-05:002012-07-14T05:00:17.402-05:00ha, ha, ha! That's brilliant! The cucumber s...ha, ha, ha! That's brilliant! The cucumber story I mean - it's the kind of thing that would happen to me. I'm quite embarrassing (I've been told by other people) so I probably would have said "nah, not big enough" and put it back!<br /><br />Love the counter mat - I have that toaster fabric too! it works perfectly.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05167739272302561918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-31160182874715075812012-07-13T19:56:23.734-05:002012-07-13T19:56:23.734-05:00In my fantasy, I'd take one long look at that ...In my fantasy, I'd take one long look at that cucumber, flex it a bit, smile and wink at the produce clerk.Jennie @ Porch Swing Quiltshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01368860166335076955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-45546663432746809172012-07-13T18:38:29.068-05:002012-07-13T18:38:29.068-05:00Laughing my head of here and because I'm old a...Laughing my head of here and because I'm old and have less control of my bladder than I used to, I came pretty close to peeing my pants over this post. Why does catching a cucumber between your legs make me just want to roll on the floor laughing! I would have just removed it from between my legs, gave it good looking over, and then said, "Nope. Not big enough!" LOL!Carol Swifthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01041726559571197026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-7220823779937461682012-07-13T18:06:38.805-05:002012-07-13T18:06:38.805-05:00Wonderful story! But I don't think you said wh...Wonderful story! But I don't think you said what you did. I guess I'd just ask him what he wanted me to do and hope the answer wasn't tooo honest!Jeanne in Ohiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053167586736687907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-83588645636504072192012-07-13T18:01:17.016-05:002012-07-13T18:01:17.016-05:00hey-- good catch!!! :-D And thank you for the lau...hey-- good catch!!! :-D And thank you for the laugh...<br />love how you framed those ghastlies - very cute!<br />I'd have smiled... said, "nice catch, huh?" and put it back if I didn't want it. :)Tracey Jacobsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15496520043332895745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-793993633084146560.post-66813263822203640212012-07-13T16:30:53.719-05:002012-07-13T16:30:53.719-05:00oh duff! i have missed you! xooh duff! i have missed you! xo**nicke...https://www.blogger.com/profile/12075185396690393980noreply@blogger.com