1. NO, I’m not the friggin’ Easter Bunny.
2. Maybe he got a whiff of that rug he is wearing…………
3. Hey Poncho! Hey Cisco!
4. Hey…someone cut a hole in an old used saddle blanket and made me a top……
5. Is someone missing a dog bed?? Are these flea bites on my face??
6. Would someone please take these Nazi arm bands off????
7. Is this a wac-a-mole in a couch?
8. Just call me Serape Sam….
9. Oh Darn!!!!!!!!! I have no arms!!!!!!!!!
10. Clint Eastwood’s little brother Clod.
11. Why do I always have to wear the ass-end of this horse costume?
12. Okay Uncle Tom, I rolled my sourpuss in glue and now you want me to put the dog hair where?
13. I got your tickets to the gun show Right Here!
14. Oh Scarlet, your gown is so rustic!
15. It’s Yosemite Shortpants and he’s packin’ heat!
16. Now announcing Barry MANTLE-LOW
17. The Caped Crapper
18. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
19. What skid marks?
20. Where's the truck that ran over me?
21. The Caped Crusaders' sidekick. . . Guano!
22. An unhappy buck-a-roo!